What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 23:48
Make Nazis afraid again!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
What is your secret to glowing skin?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.